Suffering DJ

Snapshot from a dream state

I'm a suffering DJ, delivering your pizza.

It barely pays for my rent, but it gets me the biscuits.

© 2020 - TJW

2022 update with ChatGPT @ openai.com

In an interaction with the ChatGPT I provided the AI with the lyrics above. One of the rules for the AI is that can't compose songs or lyrics so I asked for a story...

Question:

I have a small snippet of lyrics that I once dreamed of.

"I'm a suffering DJ, delivering your pizza.
It barely pays for my rent, but it gets me the biscuits."

Can you please tell me a story with this in it?

Answer:

Sure, here is a short story that incorporates the lyrics you provided:

Once there was a young man named Dave who was struggling to make ends meet. He worked as a DJ at a local club, but the pay was barely enough to cover his rent and other expenses. To make ends meet, Dave also took on a part-time job delivering pizzas for a local restaurant. It wasn't the most glamorous job, but it paid the bills and allowed him to indulge in his favorite snacks - biscuits.

One day, while making a delivery, Dave got a call from the club where he worked. They had an unexpected cancellation and needed him to fill in for the night. Dave was excited at the prospect of a higher paying gig, but he also didn't want to let down the customers who were expecting their pizzas.

Dave decided to make the deliveries as quickly as possible so he could make it to the club in time for his shift. He rushed from one customer to the next, delivering pizzas and collecting payment. As he was making his final delivery, he noticed a beautiful young woman sitting on her front porch. She smiled at him as he handed her the pizza, and Dave felt a spark of attraction.

After completing the delivery, Dave rushed to the club and managed to make it in time for his shift. As he was setting up his equipment, he saw the young woman from the pizza delivery sitting at the bar. She approached him and introduced herself as Lila. The two of them hit it off and spent the rest of the night talking and dancing.

Dave realized that even though his job as a DJ didn't pay much, it had brought him something even more valuable - a connection with someone special. He decided to continue working as a DJ and delivering pizzas, knowing that even though it barely paid his rent, it was worth it for the moments of joy and connection it brought him.

© 2022 - AI & TJW